FU Mike Francesa
Just pass the mic, Mike. Change the song of your tired ass show from “Mic’s on, Mic’s on” to “MIKE’S GONE, MIKE’S GONE!” you fuck!ng scumbag. 20 years of drinking Diet Coke, that aspartame has rotted your brain Cuz. You keep repeating yourself over and over and over again. Making 4 million a year sitting on your fat ass 4 hours a day, going through callers like you were shucking clams.
Sitting on your cottage cheese ass judging PRO athletes…Your bitch ass couldn’t throw a ball 5 feet. If you threw a grenade you’d kill yourself.
If you were in goodfellas they would introduce you as Mikey 5 times because you repeat the same shit again and again “I gotta get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…” Go the fuck back to Lawng Island. Your big lard ass looks like you sat in gravel.
Do you put maxipads under your bitch
to collect the sweat? Riding Big Tuna’s jock… did he also make your pussy fart? Did he shoot a map of Hawaii on your back? I bet your mouth looks like a glazed donut after you sucked him off.
Can’t even man up when you fell asleep on Sweeney. Pathetic. Man the fcuk up. Pompous ass. You no-talent hack. You’re like the WFAN’s Jerry Sandusky. It’s like you were in the shower with Chris Lopresti and Evan Roberts the red-headed loser (AKA, I got my job because my mommy got me my job), spied on you two and ratted you out. While poor Chris was squealing like a pig, how many others did you do in? Chris Carlin enters the chat. Bart Scott checks in. What happened? Did Tony Paige not agree to service you? You wannabe Pete Franklin. You need to register as a sports host sexual offender.
Just fade away like Dicaprio in the Titanic, Mike. Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit anymore. Not everyone can be in the parade, some of us have to watch amongst the crowd. You look like Rosie O’Donnell now, so just disappear like she has.
You lost to Michael Kay? That Fuck!ng big head loser? They should call him Mr. Met. Motherfukker looks like a candy apple! Every ball is either “driven deep” or “dunks in” and his home run call is from the 80s “Seeeeee ya” yeah, as in good riddance when this clown gets a foot in his crusty ass. They should have a picture of his face in every urinal in NYC. He’s a Bronx Science scrub who caught beatdowns every day from the DeWitt Clinton kids!!!
Just pass the mic, Mike. Change the song of your tired ass show from “Mic’s on, Mic’s on” to “MIKE’S GONE, MIKE’S GONE!” you fuck!ng scumbag. 20 years of drinking Diet Coke, that aspartame has rotted your brain Cuz. You keep repeating yourself over and over and over again. Making 4 million a year sitting on your fat ass 4 hours a day, going through callers like you were shucking clams.
Sitting on your cottage cheese ass judging PRO athletes…Your bitch ass couldn’t throw a ball 5 feet. If you threw a grenade you’d kill yourself.
If you were in goodfellas they would introduce you as Mikey 5 times because you repeat the same shit again and again “I gotta get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…get the papers…” Go the fuck back to Lawng Island. Your big lard ass looks like you sat in gravel.
Do you put maxipads under your bitch
to collect the sweat? Riding Big Tuna’s jock… did he also make your pussy fart? Did he shoot a map of Hawaii on your back? I bet your mouth looks like a glazed donut after you sucked him off.Can’t even man up when you fell asleep on Sweeney. Pathetic. Man the fcuk up. Pompous ass. You no-talent hack. You’re like the WFAN’s Jerry Sandusky. It’s like you were in the shower with Chris Lopresti and Evan Roberts the red-headed loser (AKA, I got my job because my mommy got me my job), spied on you two and ratted you out. While poor Chris was squealing like a pig, how many others did you do in? Chris Carlin enters the chat. Bart Scott checks in. What happened? Did Tony Paige not agree to service you? You wannabe Pete Franklin. You need to register as a sports host sexual offender.
Just fade away like Dicaprio in the Titanic, Mike. Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit anymore. Not everyone can be in the parade, some of us have to watch amongst the crowd. You look like Rosie O’Donnell now, so just disappear like she has.
You lost to Michael Kay? That Fuck!ng big head loser? They should call him Mr. Met. Motherfukker looks like a candy apple! Every ball is either “driven deep” or “dunks in” and his home run call is from the 80s “Seeeeee ya” yeah, as in good riddance when this clown gets a foot in his crusty ass. They should have a picture of his face in every urinal in NYC. He’s a Bronx Science scrub who caught beatdowns every day from the DeWitt Clinton kids!!!
